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Sunday, February 13, 2011

The most awesome shoppeR all over the world

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The most awesome shoppeR all over the world
The most awesome shoppeR all over the world

Monday, August 09, 2010

Burglar caught breaking into house a 2nd time, claims he was leaving a thank you note

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SARASOTA - A convicted burglar is back behind bars, despite his claims of good intentions.
Sarasota Police have charged 39-year-old Gerald Maxwell with Burglary and Violation of Probation.  Officers arrested him Tuesday night as he was breaking into a home in the 2000 block of Chippewa Place - the same home he burglarized just last year.
Upon being taken into custody after walking out of the house, Maxwell stated "I was going back in there to leave a thank you note, because I'm the guy who burglarized this place last year; I just got out of jail," according to a police department report.
Officers investigating the incident found a broken window, multiple dresser drawers open, and jewelry collected near a crack pipe.
This is the sixth burglary Sarasota Police have arrested Maxwell for in just the last three years.
Maxwell is being held in the Sarasota County Jail without bond.

Man caught with 19 bags of marijuana at Fulton courthouse

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A man remains in the Fulton County jail after being arrested Wednesday for carrying 19 bags of marijuana into the Fulton County Courthouse, police said.
Ricky Hefflin was arrested on drug charges after attempting to take 19 bags of marijuana into the Fulton County Courthouse.
Police at the courthouse noticed something suspicious in Ricky Hefflin’s back left pocket when he went through the building's metal detector.
According to the police report, Hefflin, 26, of Atlanta, was instructed to empty his pockets but refused, stating “I don’t have anything.”
The arresting officer stopped Hefflin from proceeding, asking him again to empty his pockets.

When Hefflin didn’t move, the officer told Hefflin to place his hands against the wall and proceeded to search him.
The officer uncovered a clear plastic bag with 19 smaller bags inside containing marijuana.
Hefflin, who already had an active warrant, was charged with possession with intent to distribute in addition to two simple battery charges.
Fulton County Jail Ricky Hefflin was arrested on drug charges after attempting to take 19 bags of marijuana into the Fulton County Courthouse.

The 19 bags of marijuana police say they found on Ricky Hefflin as he tried to enter the Fulton County Courthouse.
Fulton County Jail The 19 bags of marijuana police say they found on Ricky Hefflin as he tried to enter the Fulton County Courthouse.

Man identify himself on surveillance video to the Police

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Posted by Tara Lipinsky

Davis St. Petersburg, FL police now say Dwayne Davis, Jr. is the guy here on a store surveillance video shown grabbing a man out of his car and pistol whipping him on June 12.

So how did officers finally figure out this man’s identity you ask? Was it the police force’s crackerjack investigative team that painstakingly solved the crime?

Nah. Davis accidentally turned himself. He allegedly called police to ask why he was on a TV news station in a surveillance video featuring unsolved criminal cases.

The station was running a story on crimes police were trying to solve in the area, and Davis reportedly phoned the fuzz to find out why his picture was part of the story.

Davis didn't call to ask us why he wasn't our Dumb Criminal on Friday, but he should have, because that's when the story hit the web and we didn't find it until today.